The The real housewife of Atlanta Candy is heading to the Big Apple for the opening. Will we ever know if the rumors about Sherry (yes) and Ralph (women are more likely than men) are true? Let’s see what the peaches are mixing to make Peach Tea this week, what are we going to do?
Marlowe Her new Decatur home is getting a department store-sized closet but to fill that closet where she earns her money is small. Marlowe has a great taste in one thing to pick a contractor! Marlowe has a handsome contractor named Patrick – who has been hired unfortunately. He is talking about asking for a huge entrance with a wide privacy gate Buyers are likely to call everyone who looks appropriate, if there are only a few.
Marlowe then gets some advice aka “Baby Maker” Kenya And Sherry Who have taken to building their homes forever. He is then asked again where his money is coming from and has learned to tap dance around to avoid answering that question. Sheree and Marlo are asking Kenya if she will let Brooklyn see her father in NYC. Kenya will have to drop Brooklyn to Mark.
Sheree shares that Tyrone is Try Come to New York to see him. Tyrone may be able to come as it is within its 100 mile radius. Drew’s topic comes up and Sherry thinks Drew is trying to be “extra” in her life. Marlowe assumes that Drew Only his own house is trying to deviate from a complete mess.
Crying And Todd discusses the play in New York and how he’s really trying to fill the theater. Todd wants to use this trip to show everyone that he owns real estate. Kandi is not realizing this idea and she would rather stay in a hotel and be able to shuffle it. He sees this condominium as a gift from his other girlfriend and does not want to imagine the obscenity that is going on. And continue in this place. Please note: Candy surprises me that she’s uncomfortable keeping Todd in this place. Is she afraid she’ll lose control of Todd if she has something of her own?
Drew and Ralph come to Dr. Kane for a house call to discuss the train wreck in their relationship. He tells Dr. Ken about the fancy dinner, but Ralph says Drew doesn’t respect him and is dissatisfied. Ralph thinks he should have packed a luncheon and a Capri Sun instead of steak and lobster. Drew acknowledges that they have a lot of unresolved issues. Duh, do you really think so? Side note: At the beginning of this “on stage” scene I must mention that in production we had to show that Drew has four assistants and I do not understand why this is necessary. Is Ralph trying to pick a litter of assistants?
Dr. Ken reminds them that this is their marriage, and they need to get his name out of their quarrel. He wants to give them a therapeutic contract. Doctor Kane says anyone who blows up this deal will have to pay someone else for 24 hours. He wants them to be extremely sensitive to each other’s emotions.
Who is OMG walking uncertainly along the Kenyan driveway? They are wearing leather clothes with whips and the woman is wearing pastis. Kandi has sent them some sexy vibrant lingerie from her collection, and women are required to wear it. He is giving me some Dominatrix vibes which he has given for a trip to see a play in NYC. Kenya thought it would make more sense to send a playbill to her show than to invite her to a black hole party – again.
Drew calls Marlowe about the sexy invitation. Marlowe doesn’t need any more drawers, but has he forgotten that there’s one? Too many men Who broke the drawer? He thinks Kandy needs a new identity – Freak Candy Bares.
Todd and Candy are heading to the airport in a sprinter van. He hopes no one misses the plane. Sania And a very humble juice arrives, and Kenya knows it’s a couple’s trip. Kenya would like that a head up. Will she hire another fake boyfriend to bring her on this trip? Sherry packed her receipts when Drew and Ralph misbehaved. Kandi lets everyone know that they will see Todd’s infamous apartment. She is hopeful that other women will persuade her to take this place.
Candy and Todd got the penthouse and have a nice spread to chow them down. I love this franchise since they eat, how real is that? Todd lets them know that there will be a contest to see who has the sexiest story for Penthouse B. Marlowe was licking his face with a giraffe at the zoo – Psyche! Sherry had sex during the day at Ritz Carlton, Miami. Ralph shared that they had sex with whales. Kenya shared a story about a guy who dated her who loved to hunt coyotes. They had to follow the path of blood in a cave. Who has sex while watching coyotes? This story is so bizarre, and I don’t really think he had time to make it. Kenya won the beautiful penthouse.
Sania and Ross talk about the drama between Sherry and Drew. He thinks Drew is as messy as his assistant. OMG, Marlowe is getting her glam and I swear I saw her crotch with her legs open. For the next customer. That glam team deserves war pay and counseling if they have to see it again! Ralph Drew is rubbing Flintstone’s legs, and I’m sorry for that. I know that goes against my feelings about Ralph, but I have to rub my belly if I want to rub my legs.
Sherry says the streets are talking about Todd and his bachelor pads. Todd is worried about what’s going on. Todd thinks NY is his comfort zone and Atlanta is his. She believes Kandi is an extraordinarily powerful woman who has been ruined and is famous for more than half her life. Um, of course, yes, I know this, why it’s something known in advance. Todd claims that their line has been crossed. Kandi defends his work by reminding him that they had to promote their dungeon tour, the gig starring in Chi, and now he’s making the play. Todd believes his big break is right around the corner. Marlowe shades that Todd’s career could begin, but it would never happen without Candy’s money. #True
Todd brings the lady and the lady to his New Jersey crash pad. He calls it an investment property and Kandi is not very interested Kenya is definitely looking for a consultant fee as it is throwing out ideas to restructure its condominium. He even has his hard hat and hammer in his ITM to start the reform. Marlowe thinks Kenya is just a bootleg contractor because he knows a little bit about getting involved Illegal activity.
Sherry realizes Todd’s place and desire to keep the shadows that Marlowe has only dirt. The women try to persuade Kandi by suggesting that there is a possibility of a black hole in the macha area. Todd is worried as he turns 50 and wants to add to his portfolio. Before Kandi could get him out.
I like the view from the restaurant where they are eating. Kandy and Drew share that they don’t wear their wedding ring. Drew claims that he removed her because she was losing weight and then when Ralph bothered her, she chose to keep it off. Drew obviously can’t get past Ralph’s transgressions and is desperate to stay on the show.
Ralph fired his assistant who was offering him a massage but still has three to pick! Kenya tells Ralph that you reminded me a lot of Mark and we know it’s not a compliment. He defends Drew and tells him that Drew wants to feel legitimate. Ralph insists he’s really trying to see Drew who he is at any other time when he’s gaslighting her. He then squanders that opportunity not to look like such an ad and behaves in such a way that he does not want to grab any big-butt thing.
Drew tells Ralph that he is constantly telling her that these women are just his imagination. Kenya reminds us of how Mark talked to her and then the production favors us with lots of examples like her * holly. He loses any credibility when he tells Ralph that he will turn the table if he experiences this level of disrespect.
We then get to the real question behind all this nonsense. Sania has a good point when she says, “If you have an assistant who is messy with your friends it means you are equally messy.” Drew then closes it because Anthony is on test. Sherry makes her receipts to prove that Anthony is playing on both sides. Then the bomb is dropped. Another little tidbit that is dropped by the annoying dirty Anthony that Ralph is gay. We’ll have to wait until next week to see how Ralph, who is sweating like Louis in the NJ, looks wounded and how he reacts to that announcement!
Next week we’ll see the drama and see if we can get a glimpse of Tyrone. Have a nice Week Blrbers!
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